All2sweet
18th September 2007, 03:32 PM
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you ?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's vagina."
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!".
"I don't remember much after that".
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you ?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's vagina."
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!".
"I don't remember much after that".