Quotes From Bash.Org

[Aukiman]

for some reason this tickled my funny bone :D


<Patrician|Away> what does your robot do, sam

<bovril> it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls

[Bagman]

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

[grandinferno]

There are some absolute classics in their top 100, but I'm sure you've seen them. Here's one you might not have!

#54297 +(277)- [X]

<Scofco> I found out I might have stomach cancer :*[
<kolby> yea, I bought a brand new pack of cigarettes today and dropped them in a puddle...I know how you feel

Gold.

[Jen]

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

Bahahaha!!!!

[Besty]

Bash has some classics :hithere::

#25464 +(10046)- [X]
<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID

#602698 +(9770)- [X]
<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad

#462310 +(7211)- [X]
< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.

[Caboose]

:hithere::hithere: go the windows

[CyberCrypt]

lol classic stuff :)

[Reklaw]

My favorites are:

<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class

and

#362137
<reo4k> just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc
* luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* phhhfft has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* blackersnake has quit IRC (r`heaven)
<ibaN`reo4k[ex]> that's gotta hurt
<r`heaven> :(

[Caboose]

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally

i love this one

<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

<Insomniak`> Stupid fucking Google
<Insomniak`> "The" is a common word, and was not included in your search
<Insomniak`> "Who" is a common word, and was not included in your search

[scarlet-rain]

#602698 +(9770)- [X]
<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad

Pwnd! I hope my boyfriend wouldn't do that.

[Aukiman]

#602698 +(9770)- [X]
<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad



LOL Besty I agree with Scarlet PWNED +1

[CyberCrypt]

is there something you wanna tell Matt scarlet-rain? :P

[Soloman]

im cut :(

[Besty]

Just remember to keep the lady happy, my friend :yep:

Or she'll photoshop you into some very embarrassing posters :eek:, which we evil forum members will delightfully post wherever we see fit, both in the digital world, and the real :D

[chebyrator]

um some people realy realy dont want to see that!

[Caboose]

:|:blink:

[tater-salad]

rofl those are hilarious, I havent been past bash.org for ages, might have to go take a look now. PS should these be in humour :) ?

[Aukiman]

PS should these be in humour :) ? done :yep: